Junk Drawer Wars
Junk Drawer Wars
Everybody has one- a drawer (probably in the kitchen) that houses a combination of useful stuff (scissors, pens, tape, etc.) alongside the random crap (old wine corks, business cards that you MIGHT need someday, concert ticket stubs, etc.), that you just can’t bring yourself to throw away.
Some people have very organized junk drawers. Complete with sectioned off areas for each item (paper clips here, pencils there), their drawers really do not deserve to have ‘junk’ in their title. Our junk drawer, however, was threatening to take over our house. The paperclips were joining with the safety pins in solidarity. The scissors were refusing to cut on the grounds of poor living conditions. The drawer was overflowing with ,well, what exactly WAS in there? I decided to find out.
I took the drawer over to my dining room table and started making piles by categories such as:
- Things that have “bands” in the name (rubber bands (including 4 that used to hold bunches of asparagus together), silly bands, and hair bands).
- Products that fasten one item to another item (i.e. paper clips, safety pins, staples, binder clips, tape, Velcro).
- Items that my children use to draw where they are not supposed to (100+ pens & pencils, markers, and crayons).
- Everything else.
Here’s what falls under everything else:
A sandwich baggie containing a driedel and 8 skittles;
7 paint brushes;
2 bobby pins;
3 hair clips;
2 wood spacers, 4 wooden dowels;
A handful of assorted screws, bolts, brackets, nails, etc.;
3 business cards (one of which I have actually been looking for);
2 chuck E. Cheese tokens;
2 tokens for use at an unknown location;
58 cents in pennies, nickels, and dimes;
1 seatbelt clip for a car seat we no longer own;
2 pencil cushions;
1 eyeglass repair kit, plus 1 arm to a broken pair of glasses (actual glasses MIA);
1 ear plug;
1 toddler cabinet lock (in spite of no longer having any toddlers);
1 nail file;
2 jar openers;
A ‘void’ stamp;
An office name tag for the job I left in 2006;
1 key chain, 1 key to an unknown lock, 1 small lock with keys attached;
1 small plastic pig;
1 Piglet stamp;
A handful of twist ties;
2 dirty birthday candles;
A piece of a wind chime;
A Wrigley Field opening day Harry Caray memorial pin from 1998;
5 pairs of scissors;
6 plug protectors (to keep my kids from electrocuting themselves- totally helpful while in the drawer);
1 laser pointer;
4 tubes of lip balm (assorted flavors);
2 pads of post it notes;
1 pedometer (broken);
3 “sun-catcher” crafts completed by my kids but which have clearly not been catching ANY sun;
20 random pieces of plastic (yeah, I have no idea);
1 wedding favor picture frame;
1 memory card from 3 cameras ago that no longer fits in any device we own;
2 white out pens;
1 packet of sleeping pills (note the expiration date)
2 flash drives;
8 (yes, 8) pencil sharpeners;
1 lonely cough drop;
1 golf tee;
1 tape measure;
1 stain remover stick;
A handful of random stickers;
1 tube of glue;
3 Webkinz tags (Perhaps I took their instructions to “Do Not Throw Out This Tag” too seriously?). My kids haven’t logged onto a Webkinz account in 2 years
2 empty ink cartridges that I was really intending to recycle;
A Weight Watchers point finder from 2000 (the program hasn’t changed since then, right?);
1 tube of ‘After Bite’ itch eraser and;
3 metro ‘Smart Trip’ cards- balances unknown…
Pretty scary, right? But don’t go calling ‘Hoarders’ quite yet. You’ll be pleased to hear I threw half of that stuff away.
And, I relocated other items to different overflowing drawers (that reminds me, I need to go through my arts and craft supplies). I am now the proud owner of one organized drawer.
So, what’s in your junk drawer? It couldn’t possibly be worse than mine- or could it? Inquiring minds want to know!!